The Ultimate List

Here is the list of all that is cool in the neo-pop era. All entries are subject to change and our of the opinion of the contributers.

  • side burns that reach the corners of your lips
  • the defecating bear for toilet paper commercials
  • Mama Mia - the ABBA musical
  • Havarti cheese
  • Italian place-kickers (and they are all Italian)
  • Captain Kangaroo
  • Bill Murray
  • Mr. T
  • Rock bands that sing octaves higher than they should (Radiohead, Van Halen)
  • Howdy Doody
  • Motorcycle sidecars
  • Arby's
  • Old guys facing the dilemma of tucking their beer belly under or over the belt
  • Fidel Castro and his hat
  • The Pope and his Pope-mobile
  • Pablo Esclabar
  • Hare Krishna's
  • Silk scarves
  • Henry Winkler
  • Woody Allen
  • Any guy who can whig-out on a folksy instrument(banjo, mouth organ, bagpipe)
  • When Bob Dole sold out and did back-flips for Pepsi
  • Paul Shafer
  • Foam-top mesh-back baseball hats
  • Henry Kissinger
  • Onion/Garlic enthusiasts
  • Iron Chef
  • People who drink tea or coffee with a straw
  • Bobcats
  • astro-boy
  • Super Mario on NES
  • Are you being served?
  • chaw
  • Droids
  • Anything involving magnets
  • Human-sized hamster-balls on American Gladiators
  • Junk Yard Wars
  • novelty car-horns
  • tasers
  • School house rock
  • Finkleman's 45's
  • Supertramp on vinyl
  • Mullets
  • Jews who can drive from their synogogue to all-u-can-eat ribs guilt-free
  • hyphens
  • suspenders
  • palmagranits
  • hybrid vehicles that are half car half truck (I think it starts with a c)
  • The theoretical concept of Donkey Punching
  • People who use vaseline as a hair tonic
  • Break dancing
  • the tap dancing step known as "Buffalo Jumping"
  • Jesus fish
  • Cod pieces
  • Jono's impersonation of Gloria Estafan
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